The dilemma.

Do you ever want to write out a silly thing, specifically for a certain blog but you're unable to due to lack of ideas? So annoying, right!? I've come up with a solution. So basically, you type out a page about this exact problem in order to fill the void in your heart that is the urge to write something on your certain blog.
But... what if I told you there's another way? You see, if you simply do the Konami Code in real life (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A (replace B and A with nodding yes/no, A being yes and B being no)), you can get an instant rush of ideas. But be wary, if you do the code wrong, you might open a vortex to the center of the sun or an intergalactic portal that allows a massive space squid to get in or something absurd and wacky like that. You know, maybe I should write something about that. Oh, and don't forget, 42 isn't a real number.